译者：ken
来源：三泰虎论坛 http://www.santaihu.cn/thread-10025-1-1.html
外文：http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world//Alarm-bells-for-India- -plans-to-build-rail-link-with-Nepal-through-Mt-Everest/articleshow/46862422.cms?
Man gets fined for following all traffic rules
新德里卫星城：男子因遵守一切交通规则遭罚款
Apr 10, 2015, 11.00 AM
In a bizarre turn of events, a man from Gurgaon was heavily fined for following all the traffic rules. "I was waiting for the red light to turn green when a traffic cop approached me and asked me to step out of the car. He then asked me to pay the penalty for waiting so nonchalantly at a red light. I was shocked at first and when I told him that I have the driving license and other relevant papers, he doubled the fine," said the man, unable to wrap his head around the fact that he was fined for following all the rules.
在一轮怪诞的事件中，一名来自古尔岗（译注：新德里卫星城）的男子因为遵守一切交通规则而被重罚。 对遵守一切交通规则而被罚款这个事实迷惑不解，该男子说：“我在等红灯转绿，一位交警过来要我下车。然后他要我因为淡定地在红灯下等待而缴罚款。我先是大为震惊，而当我告诉他我有驾照和其它有关证件时，他把罚款加了倍。”
The traffic cop narrated his version of the story and said, "It is uncanny to see a person waiting at a red light these days. I observed him for two minutes during which he didn't honk even once nor did he show any signs of being in a hurry. This caught my attention and I pounced on him. When I saw that he was even carrying all the relevant documents, I decided to fine him heavily. Jum at a red light is considered an innate talent and if you don't do it, it raises suspicion. I have been a traffic cop for the last 20 years and I have seen that the only people who follow traffic rules are foreigners, so when an Indian abides by the traffic rules, which happens once in a blue moon, doubts arise over his motive."
这位交警讲述了这故事他自己的版本，“当今时日，看到一个人在等红灯是很离奇的，我观察了他2分钟，其间他甚至一次喇叭也没按，也沒显出一点着急的样子。这引起了我的注意，于是我一下子朝他扑了过去。当我见到他甚至还带着全部有关证件，我决定重重罚他。闯红灯被认为是天性，但要是你不那么干，就会让人起疑心。过去20年来，我一直干交警，而我看到遵守交通规则的只有外国人，因此，当一个印度人在遵守交通规则 - 那只有当太阳从西边出来，对他动机的怀疑油然而生。”
An onlooker who witnessed the entire event, said, "Breaking traffic rules has become such an Indian thing that if you follow the rules you will be looked down upon. In our times, this man who followed all the rules is like the 8th wonder of the world and he should have known better. I hope that this heavy fine will teach him a lesson."
一位看到了事件全过程的目击者说，“ 违反交通规则已经成这样一种印度货，就是如果你遵守规则，你就会被人瞧不起。在我们这个时代，那个遵守一切规则的男子就象世界第8大奇观，他本该懂得更多。我希望这次重罚会给他一个教训。”
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以下为《印度时报》读者的评论：
MV Saxena•New Delhi•
I am driving the car in Delhi for the last five years. I have not seen a single car to stop before zebra crossing. While in Chennai, step on zebra crossing gets you immediate challan. Traffic in NCR is bizarre.
过去5年来我都在德里开车。我没见过一辆车在横道线前停下。而在金奈，压上横道线你马上被开罚单。首都区的交通稀奇古怪。Venkateswaran Venkateswaran•回 MV Saxena•
In these days of rampant corruption the paint on the zebra crossing getting destroyed or invisible after the rains, how does one see whether he/she is inside or on the zebra crossing lines.在这腐败猖獗的日子里，雨后横道线塗料被冲没了或看不清，人（他/或她）怎么能看见是在里面还是在横道线上。
Niki Niki Tesh• 回 MV Saxena•Pune•
same in pune普纳一样
Surinder Kumar Kohli• 回 MV Saxena•Unknown•
If traffic in Delhi is bizarre, please come to Ahmedabad and see fore yourself. You will be dumbfounded by the lack of traffic sense of people here.如果说德里交通稀奇古怪，就请到阿哈迈达巴德邦亲眼看看吧。你会被这里人们交通意识的缺乏惊呆的。
Bluecollar Sujit• 回 MV Saxena•Delhi,India•
parking on roads,jum red light,driving fast..are the birth rights of Delhi citizens泊路上、闯红灯、开快车…是德里公民生来的权利
Mukundan S• Unknown•
In Bangalore, If we follow traffic rules, you will either get hit by another vehicle or someone will scold our mom and dad while overtaking us... :)
在班加洛尔，如果你守规则，要么被别的车子撞，要么有人边超车边骂我们爹娘…
WARIS Varghese•
Make in India Traffic Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“印度制造” 交通规则!!！
Godfather Senior• Mumbai•
In a all nudist colony, if a person wears any dress, then they are stamped as mad !
在一个都是裸体人的聚居地，要是有个人穿一点衣服，就会给打上疯子记号！
kalpakkillekar•Location•
non sense article
胡说八道的文章
catindia champak•Hindustan•
We all behave only in Middle east where rule of law is strict. Moment we are back home, we too are same fish of pond. Breaking traffic law is in our blood i think.:):):)
我们都只在法律严厉的中东守规矩。一回家，我们也成了同林之鸟。我认为，违反交通法规刻在我们的骨子里…
Sarveshwar Pande•Lucknow•
when in Lucknow, even Yam Raj has to be very careful on the roads as the cars would stop for nothing not even for children, elderly, or animals...............except for girls in scanty dress
在洛克瑙，既使死神在路上也得十分小心，车子不会为任何事情停下，哪怕是儿童、老人或动物…衣着甚少的女孩除外