为什么大部分印度人不用厕纸？

Why do most Indians not use toilet paper?

为什么大部分印度人不用厕纸？

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Shashwat Narayan, B. Tech University of Petroleum and Energy Studies (2019)

I can answer this question appropriately. This incident which happened with me in my second semester of B.Tech can very much answer this question on behalf of Indians.

我可以妥善地回答这个问题。这件事发生在我第二学期的时候，可以很好地代表印度人回答这个问题。

I was in my college during the day and it was a break between two successive classes. I felt the urgency for toilet and you cannot simply disconnect the nature's call. Almost all the washrooms are well equipped in our college. Since I was in urgency I almost forgot to put my college bag outside the toilet and took it inside with me. I sat on the man's greatest invented seat and had a good release. It was quite relaxng. I tried to push the flush valve but water didn't came out. Now it got tensed. To give myself hope, I said to myself maybe flush is not working. I took the hand shower and hoped water would come out, my bad water wasn't coming.

我白天在上大学，连续两节课之间有短暂的休息时间。我觉得急需上厕所，你不能简单地忽略便意。我们学校几乎所有的卫生间都装修得不错。因为我很着急，我差点忘了把我的大学书包放在厕所外面，我把书包带进了卫生间。我坐在人类发明的最伟大的椅子上，舒舒服服地解放自己。太舒服了。我试图按动冲洗阀，但没有出水。现在事态紧张了。为了给自己希望，我对自己说也许冲洗阀失灵了。我又试了手拉喷头，希望顺利出水，但糟糕的是，依然没水。

I went into thinking what can be the possibilities by which I can save grace. I got an idea inspired by seeing foreigners using toilet paper. Now since there was no toilet paper, I had to make a bold decision. I opened by bag which was on the hooks inside the cubical and took out my ‘Engineering Physics’ notebook, teared 2–3 blank pages from the backside and put back the notebook inside. Somehow with a weird face I used the paper and threw it inside and went out. Here, I thought I have won the battle.

我开始思考怎么办。看到外国人使用厕纸，我冒出了一个想法。现在既然没有卫生纸了，我不得不做出一个大胆的决定。我打开柜子里挂着的袋子，拿出了我的“工程物理”笔记本，从背面撕下2-3页空白的纸，把笔记本放回袋子里。我神情怪异地凑活用了那个纸，把它扔了进去，然后走了出去。那时我以为我赢了。

It wasn't the case, as I went out of the toilet, it did not feel very comfortable somehow. I can't explain the feeling in words. I can only say that it was not appearing very nice and smooth on my backside as it does. I went into a toilet of another block and first checked whether water is coming or not and then sat there and cleaned as I normally would. Here the battle was won.

但事实并非如此，当我走出厕所的时候，感觉不太舒服。我无法用语言来描述我的感受。我只能说，我的屁股感觉不像平时那么舒服光滑。我走进另一个街区的厕所，首先检查是否能出水，然后坐在那里，像往常一样清洗。在这里，这场混战终于以胜利结束。

Thats the reason why Indians do not use toilet paper as firstly, from our childhood we are in habit of using water and we cannot change our habit in one day as toilet paper gives uncomfortable results. Secondly, we are more hygienic in our own ways than others.

这就是为什么印度人不使用手纸的原因，首先，从我们的童年开始，我们习惯了用水清洁，我们不能在一天内改变我们的习惯，而且手纸给人不舒服的感觉。其次，我们自己的方式比别人的方式更卫生。

While writing this answer I finally realized that why I could not score good in Physics that semester.

在写这个答案的时候，我终于意识到为什么我那学期物理成绩不好了。

Francesca F, studied at Sapienza University of Rome

Ok… I just realised Italians are the exception in west.

好吧，我刚意识到意大利人在西方是例外。

It looks like we are the only western population who find it disgusting to use only toilet paper, just like Indians. We absolutely need to wash everything after our affair, with soap and water and hand.（图）

就像印度人一样，我们是唯一一个觉得只用厕纸很恶心的西方人。我们绝对需要在上厕所后用肥皂和水和手清洗一切

think using bidet is the best way to clean your intimate parts and I feel we Italians are much closer to Indians than to any other European countries. Both cultures can't bear to go out of the bathroom without feeling completely clean and washing with water is the only way we get that feeling, be it in a bidet or in a bucket.

我认为用坐浴盆清洁你的私处是最好的方法，我觉得我们意大利人比其他欧洲国家更接近印度人。两种文化都不能忍受在没有完全清洁的感觉下走出浴室，而无论是在坐浴盆里还是在水桶里，用水清洗是我们获得那种洁净感的唯一方式。

I That said, there is one thing I can't imagine: when I have my period I need to use bidet for at least three times a day… really can't figure out how you manage it…

也就是说，有一件事是我无法想象的：当我来例假的时候，我每天至少需要坐三次坐浴盆…我真的无法想象你们是如何做到的

Please, ignore any mistakes in my english and feel free to suggest edit.

请忽略我英语中的任何错误，欢迎提修改意见。

Amit Tripathi, lives in New Delhi

There are multiple reasons for it.

原因有很多。

1.Most of us consider paper(any type) to be sacred. If a book/copy falls on ground.. We beg pardon from the Gods for the sin committed.

我们大多数人认为纸(任何一种)都是神圣的。如果一本书/一本掉在地上。我们求神赦免我们所犯的罪。

2.Water is way better than toilet paper in terms of cleaning your butts.

在清洁屁股方面，水比卫生纸好用得多。

3.It’s not mentioned in the Vedas to use toilet papers.

吠陀经中没有提到使用厕纸。

Although using water might be a cultural shock for you if you are a foreigner..but I guarantee this, you will return to your respective country with cleaner butts. So that is one more reason apart from many to visit India.

如果你是外国人，用水清洗可能会对你造成文化冲击。但我保证，你们会带着干净的屁股回到各自的国家。所以，这是到印度旅游的众多原因之外的另一个原因。

Rejoy Thadathil, former Lean Change Agent at Royal Bank of Scotland (2009-2012

The first time I travelled in British Airways was very exciting and eh….sticky. I ate like an ogre pouncing on every food that was passing by. Of course my stomach began to act funny and did not agree with my tastebuds. I had to rush to the toilet. After dum it out, I searched for the most sacred weapon Indians use -the health faucet. I was petrified to notice that they did not have a health faucet to clean my stinky butt. I cursed them because the ads showed that they are very cultural and even did a namaste to all who entered. Can you believe that they actually missed out the most important cultural stuff we have been doing for ages? Anyways, with a heavy heart I consoled myself. I pulled some toilet paper to wipe them as much as I could. I walked out as though I had a boil down there. It was sticky all the way. I could see the discomfort on my friend’s face as he just went before me. He said, “dude these idiots are using paper and some are still stuck down under (his pants).”

我第一次搭乘英国航空公司的航班旅行本来是非常激动人心的，而且呃....黏糊糊的。我吃得像猛虎扑食一般。当然，我的胃开始捣蛋了，抗议我的味蕾。我不得不赶紧去上厕所。在一通排山倒海后，我寻找印度人使用的最神圣的物件——卫生水龙头。当我看到他们没有卫生水龙头来清洗我的臭屁股时，我惊呆了。我诅咒他们，因为广告里他们是很有文化的，甚至对所有进来的人行合十礼。你能相信他们真的错过了我们多年来所做的最重要的文化活动吗?无论如何，我怀着沉重的心情安慰自己。我拉了一些卫生纸，尽可能地擦拭。我走出去，就好像屁股下面有个疖子似的。一路上我都觉得屁股黏糊糊的。我能看到我朋友走在我前面时脸上露出的不舒服的表情。他说:“伙计，这些白痴用的是纸，还有一些还粘在裤子下面。”

I rushed to my service apartment only to find the same horror staring at me - no water hose! I rushed to my friend's room, asked for a bottle, cleaned all the way through. Ah!! I could walk properly again.

我冲到我的公寓，却发现同样恐怖的事情——没有水管!我冲到朋友的房间，要了一瓶水，彻底洗了洗。啊! !我又能正常走路了。

Suhail Barot, Indian since 1996

This is an average Indian meal.

这是印度家常的一餐。

This is what remains after it.

这是餐后剩下的。

Now clean this dish with toilet paper. No water.

现在用厕纸清洗这个盘子。不用水。

Still Sticky? Still Smelly? Prefer water?

还粘吧?还臭吧?喜欢水吧?

That’s what we feel too.

这也是我们的感受。

Especially when the same food comes out from the other side.

特别是当同样的食物从另一个出口出来的时候。

Especially when the “plate” is a part of our body.

尤其是当“盘子”变成我们身体的一部分时。

Cheers!

干杯!

Karthik Ramesh, Electrical Engineer ,Indian Residing in Oman

There’s a logical explanation behind this practice…

这种做法背后有一个合乎逻辑的解释……

Anybody can do this simple experiment to understand better

任何人都可以做这个简单的实验来更好地理解

PLATE EXPERIMENT

餐盘实验

Things required for the following experiment

下面实验需要的东西

1.Two Stainless Steel Plates

1.两块不锈钢餐盘

2.Water

2. 水

3.Paper Napkin / Tissue

3. 餐巾纸/组织

Procedure

过程

Use both the plates for Breakfast , Lunch and dinner, after each of these wash one plate with water and clean the other one with paper

早餐、午餐和晚餐都用这两个盘子，其中一个盘子一直用水清洗，另一个盘子用纸清洗

Repeat the above for one week…..

重复以上步骤，周期一周……

The plate and water combination will be shining

用水清洗盘子的那组会闪闪发光

the other one will be sticky , smelly.

而另一组则变成粘粘的，发臭的。

Ish Islampure, Intern at Headgear Audio (2018-present)

Let me tell you intresting story I had read long back regarding this question .

我来给你们讲一个我很久以前读过的关于这个问题的有趣的故事。

Two friends were eating chocolates together. One guy was from US, and the other one was from India. Both of them had smeared some choclate on their face while eating . The guy from US just wiped his face , whereas his Indian friend went and washed his face with water .

两个朋友在一起吃巧克力。一个来自美国，另一个来自印度。他们吃东西时脸上都沾了一些巧克力。美国人只是擦了擦脸，而他的印度朋友去用水洗了脸。

TRY IT YOURSELVES .

自己试一试。

1.Wi is not equivalent to cleaning

1. 擦拭并不等同于清洁

2.Water is more efficient in cleaning than tissues .

2. 水的清洁力比纸巾更高。

P.S : Every traditional practise in India was never put to action without any logical theory behind it

P.S：印度的每一种传统做法都不缺乏任何逻辑理论的支持

Kiran Mayi, studied Management & Human Resources at Master of Business Administration Degrees (2008)

I am a Indian and every Indian is taught to wash at a very young age of perhaps 4 or 5.

我是印度人，每个印度人都是在很小的时候，大概四五岁的时候就被大人教导如何清洗。

I always wondered why only that way, when people asked this question. I realized it only when I saw a family ( mother, father, two very cute little children) of foreigners in airport. They were on a visit to India. The kids were very cute and I was looking at them as I was missing my little fellows. Suddenly the mother came to me to ask something. She was a beautiful woman and very decent from far.

当人们问这个问题时，我总是想知道为什么。当我在机场看到一个外国人的家庭(妈妈，爸爸，带着两个非常可爱的小孩)时，我才意识到这一点。他们来印度旅行。孩子们都很可爱，我看着他们，因为我想念我的小家伙们。突然，那位妈妈来找我问了一些问题。她是个漂亮的女人，从远处看也很正派。

But wait, I couldn't stand her for a minute once she was near me. She was stinking shit. I politely told her what she wanted and proudly thought how intelligent Indian forefathers are. It's a hot country and so better be clean or you stink.

但是等等，她一靠近我，我连一分钟都忍受不了。她身上太臭了。我礼貌地回复了她想知道的事，并自豪地想，印度祖先是多么聪明。这是一个炎热的国家，所以最好保持卫生清洁，否则你会臭烘烘的。

Be a Roman in Rome and Indian in India..

在罗马就当罗马人，在印度就当印度人…

Praveen Chowdary Kondapalli, studied at National School Of Business

My Dear westeners and Asians first do ur research and then argue whether using toilet paper is better or not.

我亲爱的西方人和亚洲人，首先你们应该先做做研究，然后再争论使用厕纸好还是不好。

Do u know why most of the westeners are suffering with CONSTIPATION 2.HEMORRHOIDS 3. COLON CANCER 4. URINARY DIFFICULTY/INFECTIONS 5. PELVIC FLOOR ISSUES and many more…

你知道为什么大多数西方人都患有便秘? 2. 痔疮3. 结肠癌 4. 排尿困难/感染 5. 盆底问题以及更多问题…

Because of using western toilets and toilet tissue paper.

因为使用了西方的厕所和厕纸。

The truth is toilet paper is not hygienic. Using water is 100% hygienic.

事实是厕纸并不卫生。而水是100%卫生的。

I wonder why dont westeners use a tissue paper instead of water to have a bath.

我想知道为什么西方人不用卫生纸代替水来洗澡。

Most of the westeners talk about how important is global warming, pollution, recycling etc…. Buy i wonder do they really know the environmental damage caused by using toilet paper.

大多数西方人会谈论全球变暖,污染,回收的重要性等....我想知道他们是否真的知道厕纸对环境的危害。

To manufacture a toilet paper per year just imagine how many trees are cut down, how much electricity is used, how much of water is wasted, how much landfill space is wasted.

想象一下为了生产厕纸，每年有多少树木被砍伐，有多少电力被使用，有多少水被浪费，有多少垃圾被浪费。

Conclusion: Dont ever use r buy a toilet paper. Using water and indian toilet is the best way to be hygienic.

结论：千万不要使用厕纸。使用水来清洁、使用印度厕所是最好的卫生方式。

Aashish Shrivastav, former Center Director at LegalEdge Tutorials (2014-2015)

Most of us here, have already answered why is it better to use water instead of toilet paper. Few of the reasons which i think have lead Indians to have a healthier practice ( these may be covered in some other answers but I haven’t read all the answers and can’t help giving my perspective on this question)

我们在座的大多数人都已经回答了为什么用水比用厕纸更好。我认为导致印度人更健康的原因有几点(这些可能会在一些其他的答案中涉及到，但我并没有读到所有的答案，并且忍不住给出我对这个问题的看法)

India being a peninsula has Arabian sea in West, bay of Bengal in east and Indian ocean in south. We have perennial rivers and being a monsoon type of country, blessed with water throughout the year. Water has been at the centre of any civilisation and we have ample examples. Contemporarily, the reason states like Bihar and UP are able to sustain such a huge population is because of its water resources and fertility that comes with it.

印度是一个半岛，西有阿拉伯海，东有孟加拉湾，南有印度洋。我们常年有河流，是季风型国家，一年四季都有水。水一直是任何文明的中心，这样的例子数不胜数。与此同时，像比哈尔邦和北方邦这样的邦能够维持如此庞大的人口数量，是因为其水资源和随之而来的生产力。

As far using toilet paper is concerned, I think since water was so readily available, we didn't want to switch to wi. Our cultures at the same time worship water and rivers are treated as deities. Even the supreme court has designated Ganga as a living being. Our cultures having a strong ritualistic bent, stresses on bathing and offering water. Hence washing 'everything' became the norm.

至于厕纸的使用，我认为因为水很容易得到，所以我们不想改用擦拭。同时我们的文化崇拜水，河流被视为神。甚至最高法院也将恒河定为有生命的生物。我们的文化有强烈的仪式倾向，强调洗澡和供水。因此，“清洗一切”成了一种常态。

Jashan Singhal, Son of India

Yes, we don’t like to use toilet paper. Instead we use either-

是的，我们不喜欢用卫生纸。相反,我们使用的是-

Hands to wash poop with water (using mug)
要么用手和水冲洗粪便(使用杯子)
Bidet-cum western commode
要么带坐浴的西方马桶
Western toilet installed with hand-held water jet sprays
或者西方马桶加装手持喷淋头

We normally follow this algorithm while using a toilet-

我们通常在使用厕所时遵循这个规则

1.Take a dump

1.大便

2.Wipe your anal region clean using water in some form (mostly using hands)

用一些水擦拭(主要是用手)清洁肛门区域

3.Flush it

冲洗它

4.Wash your hands thoroughly with soap after you have “completed the act”.

完成动作后，用肥皂彻底洗手。

5.Go to work

去工作

Tell me what is more gross? Poo and bluntly wi it with toilet paper leaving fine particles intact near your hole, or poo and washing it off with water and then later washing hands with sanitizer?

告诉我什么更恶心?拉完大便后直接用厕纸擦干净，在你的肛门附近留下微小的脏东西颗粒，或者拉完大便后用水把它擦干净，然后用洗手液洗手?

Cleaning with hands is any day more hygienic than cleaning with toilet paper, one has to take the extra measure to wash their hands well after it though.

每天用手清洁比用厕纸清洁更卫生，但人们必须采取额外的措施，必须要好好洗手。

According to Indian traditions, there is strict separation of left hand and right hand functions. Wash your ass with left, eat with right. Moreover you thoroughly wash your hands after defecation. Taking too much precaution over small things like this just makes your immune system weak. Okay, even if you argue that some microbes might still remain on your hand, a few of them aren’t harmful and build up your immune system. No one is going to roam around with visible faecal matter sticking to their hands, whatever left will be minute traces. Microbes are there everywhere only in significant numbers they are harmful.

根据印度的传统，左手和右手的功能是严格分开的。用左手洗屁股，用右手吃饭。而且在排便后要彻底洗手。在这种小事上采取过多的预防措施只会让你的免疫系统变得脆弱。好吧，即使你认为有些微生物可能仍然留在你的手上，但其中一些并不会对你造成伤害，反而可以增强你的免疫系统。没有人会在手上带着看得见的粪便到处乱逛。微生物在任何地方都有，只有大量存在时才是有害的。

Personally, I find it uneasy and disgusting that others (people from other countries) feel happy with smearing poop all across their butt with a piece of paper (no offence). I mean, if you got poop on your face, would you wash it or use a piece of tissue?

就我个人而言，我发现别人(来自其他国家的人)对自己屁股上到处都是污迹感到高兴(无意冒犯)，这让我感到不安和恶心。我的意思是，如果你脸上有大便，你会洗还是用纸巾?

Shailesh G, Associate Professor at SHKMGMC (2013-present)

First, why should Indians do everything just like europeans or americans?

首先，为什么印度人要像欧洲人和美国人一样做事?

For every practice there're ecological, regional, religious, social and physiological or medical reasons.

每一个民俗都有生态、区域、宗教、社会和生理或医学原因。

Most Europeans lived in middle East once and today they have lived in Europe for some 2300 years!! If they had a choice they wouldn't have lived there in the regions which today have average temperatures of 45 and 15 degrees respectively!!

大多数欧洲人曾经生活在中东，现在他们已经在欧洲生活了2300年!!如果他们有选择的话，他们就不会住在现在平均气温分别为45度和15度的地区了!!

So, first they had scarcity of water might have used stone, dateleaves or might even some “sandy-paper" for rhe purpose in ME; and later on in icey Europe at the footsteps of Caucasus mountain using might even snowsheets !! In places where you have temperatures of sub zero and snow all around where the bodies are all stuffed in heavy woolens, where you perhaps never ever sweat, where you don't even drink water but alcohol ..overall they don't have any affiliation or identity with water and when you never ever used water and perhaps never bathed except some fancy Romans in their rare primes why you'd bother for water now?!!!

所以，首先，他们缺水，可能会用石头，日期纸或者甚至是一些“砂纸”;后来在高加索山脉脚下冰封的欧洲，甚至可能用雪!!在那些气温在零度以下、到处都是雪的地方，身体上都包裹着厚重的羊毛制品，在那里你可能永远不会出汗，那里你甚至不喝水，只喝酒精。总的来说，他们和水没有任何联系，当你从来没有使用过水，除了一些尊贵的罗马人，也许也从来没有洗过澡，为什么你现在要为水而烦恼?!!!

We have plenty of water, even if we scrub (the soil) with our hands to a couple of feet we have reach to water! Moreover we live in hot and moist environment! The stuck cannot be wiped here it can only be washed!

我们有足够的水，即使我们用手戳(土壤)，只要几英尺深，我们就能够得到水!而且我们生活在炎热潮湿的环境中!残留物在这里擦不干净，只能清洗!

We're again better placed looking at the scenario when we go out in natural settings where you'd find a toilet roll in a lush, desolate jungle on a mountain top or even a desert? And, if you find a thing like that in there what's the point of going to such place, so what you do Then? Well you can imagine.. And, I see Americans importing that practice even to their migrated new places of lodging where there’s relatively plenty of water. So, if you rely on toilet paper, you cannot survive in many places in world in fact in almost 70% of world!!

当我们走到自然环境中，在山顶或沙漠的茂密荒凉的丛林中，你能找到厕纸么?如果你在那里发现了这样的东西，那去这样的地方有什么意义，你会怎么做?你可以想象. .而且，我看到美国人甚至把这种做法带到了他们移民后的新地方，那里有相对充足的水。所以，如果你依赖卫生纸，你无法在世界上的许多地方生存，事实上，几乎70%的世界!!

So, it's always better to follow the Indian practice!

所以，最好遵循印度的做法!

In fact, world is following almost 90% of Indian practices or product but today we have some overzealous losers who ask such inane questions!!

事实上，全世界都在效仿印度90%的做法或产品，但今天我们有一些过分热心的失败者，他们提出了这样愚蠢的问题!!

Ayushi Sharma, B.Tech from Rajkiya Engineering College, Sonbhadra (2020)

Woah. This is a million dollar question..

哇。这是一个非常重要的问题。

Look,its simple we Indians find water more hygienic than toilet papers.

看，很简单，我们印度人发现水比厕纸更卫生。

Let's take a example-

让我们来——示例

For few days don't use water instead use paper to clean your utensil. After 2 to 3 days you will find your utencils sticky and smelly the same thing happens with your skin.

试着几天内不用水，只用纸来清洁你的餐具。2 - 3天后，你会发现你的餐具粘粘臭臭的，这就是发生在你皮肤上的事。

So, be hygienic and be healthy, use water not paper.

所以，要卫生健康，就要用水不要用纸。

Arun Kousik - AK, Thinking until tired!

Rewind a 100 years. No Water heater; No hot water available at the click of a switch.

倒回100年。没有热水器；没办法按一下开关就有热水供应了。

I would like to imagine how someone from the west, expecially northern hemisphere with freezing temperature would consider preparing hot water to take a dump.

我想想象一个来自西方的人，尤其是北半球的人，在冻死人不偿命的气温下，如何会想着准备热水来拉大便。

I mean you can schedule your shower and boil water but then you can’t schedule taking a dump. And at such temperatures the boiling water does not hold the temperature for long. So perhaps west cultivated the practice of using toilet paper as an alternative!

我的意思是，你可以为了淋浴烧水，但你不会为了拉大便而烧水。在这样的气温下，沸水维持不了多久。所以，也许西方人就此发明了厕纸作为替代品!

While India is just around the Tropics and does not have extreme weather conditions as in the west (there are winters but I’m talking about extreme weathers). And because we feel it is unclean to not use water, and there is no requirement for us to find an alternative due to weather, we have made it a practice.

印度地处热带地区，不像西方国家那样气候极端(印度也有冬天，但我说的是极端天气)。因为我们觉得不用水是洗不干净的，而且因为气候原因，也没必要寻找其他的选择，所以我们把它变成了一种习惯。

Using toilet paper is not a step forward, or having wet toilets isn’t necessarily backward!

使用厕纸并不是更先进，使用湿厕也不一定落后!

You see such practices originated bearing in mind the topographic conditions.

你可以看到，习惯做法都源于地质条件。

Sundeep Bhat, Irreligious, Music Junkie, Bass Mystic

Seriously?

你是认真的吗?

Why don’t you shower with toilet paper too? If you won’t clean yourself with toilet paper , how would you assume it’ll clean down under?

你为什么不用卫生纸洗澡呢?如果你无法用厕纸清洁自己，你怎么能认为厕纸能清洁你的屁股呢?

Pour Nutella on your skin and try and wipe it off using your toilet paper. Let me know how much success you have.

将能多益巧克力酱倒在你的皮肤上，试着用卫生纸擦干净。让我知道你能有多成功。

Using anything but water to clean your bum hole is disgusting.

用除水以外的任何东西来清洁你的屁股是令人恶心的。

Toilet paper is inefficient , wasteful, dirty, abrasive and completely unnecessary.

厕纸低效、浪费、肮脏、粗糙，完全没必要。

Water is glorious.

水太棒了。

Jay Smooth

Take a spoonful of peanut butter and rub it on your arm.. Now wipe it off with Toilet paper.

取一匙花生酱，涂在胳膊上。现在用卫生纸擦掉。

Take another spoonful of peanut butter and rub it on the other arm.. Wash that off with 1 glass of water.

再拿一匙花生酱涂在另一只胳膊上。用一杯水把它洗掉。

The most obivious answer will be sticky and icky where you used TP..

答案再明显不过了，用卫生纸擦拭的话还是黏糊糊的.

Also, it is greener to wash your booty than wipe it because it takes a lot of water to process TP. Also, using bleached paper may not be that healthy.

而且，清洗你的屁股比擦拭更环保，因为加工卫生纸需要大量的水。此外，使用漂白过的纸可能不是那么健康。

It is also healthier because caked feces will dry out your skin causing irritation and hemmoroids..

它也更健康，因为结块的粪便会使皮肤干燥，引起过敏和类血红素。

Last but not least, spicy food!! Oooweee, do I even have to explain myself

最后但也很重要的一点，辛辣食物!!噢，我还需要解释吗