Remote kissing device is here for long-distance couples: How Internet is reacting to Chinese innovation
“异地恋接吻神器”,中国互联网对这一发明作何反应
Jiang Zhongli, a man in a long-distance relationship with his girlfriend, found it difficult to maintain intimacy while being apart from each other. Due to the distance, their communication was limited to phone calls only. It was during this time that Zhongli came up with an innovative solution to overcome the challenges faced by long-distance couples. He was inspired to invent a device that could allow couples to share virtual intimate moments.
The result of Zhongli's efforts is a device that has created a stir in Chinese social media circles. The device, dubbed as the ‘kissing device,’ is an invention of a university in Changzhou, China. The contraption comes equipped with ‘silicone lips,’ pressure sensors and actuators, and can replicate the pressure, movement, and temperature of a user's lips. The China-run Global Times reported that the device is capable of mimicking a real kiss.
The kissing device is being advertised as a way for long-distance couples to share “real" physical intimacy. The device has caused a buzz among Chinese social media users, with many expressing both intrigue and shock. The device's ability to replicate the kissing motion, along with the transmission of the sound the user makes, has piqued the interest of many who are in long distance relationships
Users need to download a mobile app and insert the device into their phone's charging port in order to send a kiss. Couples can begin a video conference and send copies of their smooches to one another after partnering with their partners via the app.
The Internet was quick to react. One of them pointed out that the idea had been pitched in one of the episodes of The Big Bang Theory. Howard introduced a “kissing machine" to Leonard and Raj. While Leonard did not agree on trying it, Raj came forward and tried the machine. “I’m impressed. This is very lifelike," he said.
Many social media users found the device to be amusing, but others denounced it as "vulgar" and "creepy." Some people expressed worry that kids would purchase and utilise it. “Man, that is just wrong......" said one user. “The aliens can come get us at any moment I’m ready to leave this place it’s getting REALLY weird!" said another.
曾与女友异地恋的蒋忠利发现,彼此分开时很难保持亲密关系。正是在这段时期,他想发明一个能让异地恋情侣共享虚拟私密时刻的设备。他努力的结果是一款已在中国社交媒体平台引发轰动的装置。
该装置被戏称为“异地恋接吻神器”,这种奇妙装置配备“硅胶嘴唇”、压力传感器和传动器,能够复制用户嘴唇的压力、动作和温度。
它在中国社交媒体用户中引发热议,许多人表示既好奇又震惊。该装置复制接吻动作加之传送用户声音的能力,激起许多异地恋情侣的兴趣。用户需要下载一款App,并将该装置插入手机的充电接口才能“发送”一个吻。在通过这款App与其伴侣建立联系后,情侣可以先从视频聊天开始并相互将亲吻“副本”发送给对方。
许多社交媒体用户发现该装置很有趣,但其他人指责它“低俗”和“令人毛骨悚然”。一名用户说:“它变得太奇怪了!像是外星人来找我们,我已经准备离开这个地方了。”
以下是各国网民的评论:
p r o d i g y
Thats what we all need…………
这就是我们所需要的
Jason
no tongue, rubbish
这装置没有舌头啊,垃圾
Scarecrow
that's creepy..
真是令人毛骨悚然。
Maverick (The P)
Wow
哇塞
Chikaoya
We’re all thinking it
我们都在想
password
எத்தன பேர் இதை பார்த்ததும் அப்படி நினைச்சிங்க..
அப்போ ....
நானும் அப்டி நினைச்சது தப்பு இல்ல தானே!
有多少人见过这个。
所以
我没有逃脱!
Rbison
What about for the ass kissers?
那些马屁精呢?
AZ
What’s next to do remotely… ?
下一个是异地什么?
claudeshannon
Probably going to be connected over the internet to allow remote coupling for Onlyfans type relationships. Similar machine likely in development for other types of couplings.
可能会通过互联网连接,以允许异地恋远程耦合。类似的机器可能正在开发,用于其他类型的联轴器。
Johnnie.A.Lot.of.Numbers
Not good enough..need a tongue in there for realistic action..also need a nozzle for releasing artificial saliva..custom bespoke flavour variety pack that sort of thing…
不够好。需要一个舌头。还需要一个用于释放人造唾液的喷嘴。定制多样包装之类的东西
serious gemini
this is too much even for me
这对我来说太过头了
Handerose
It convinced me again that having a long distance relationship is pretty bad idea..
这再次让我相信,异地恋不好啊
LEAF
me n who
我和谁呢
Karim
So here ending the real love experience
所以在这里结束真正的爱情体验
Dr. Peeper
A bit silly but adorable. It's a step in the development of much bigger things. We're extending the body indefinitely
有点傻,但很可爱。这是迈出的一步。我们无限期地延伸身体感官体验
Matt Godbout
Wasn’t this an episode of Big Bang Theory?
这不是《生活大爆炸》的插曲吗?
Yufino
Oh, I have an idea to make this more interesting…
哦,我有一个主意让这种接吻更有趣
manchild03
is this inspired by howard wolowitz invention from the big bang theory?
这是受到霍华德·沃洛维茨发明的大爆炸理论的启发吗?
Bacchopithèque
I feel there are a lot of options not available yet: the tongue, the teeth, the moisture, the breath, among potentially many other important requirements of the human application.
我觉得还有很多方面是满足不了的:舌头、牙齿、湿气、呼吸,以及人类应用的其他潜在重要需求。
DietSoda
Boleh digunakan selain ke mulut gak?
不能用它代替嘴吗
Rockin Robin Tweet Tweet
Might get awkward.
感觉怪怪的
kato
The founder of this device must be the Big Bang Theory fans
这个装置的发明者,一定是大爆炸理论的粉丝
Mk17
These are the most mixed feeling about anything i've ever had.
这是我有过的最复杂的感受。
Kang Hogu
this is a great innovation
这是个伟大的发明
Oki
can it bite a bit when kissing? asking for a friend
接吻时它会咬人吗?
Charles Laughlin
How romantic!
多么浪漫啊