Sudhakar Gaitonde, Artist (stained glass, oils), club racer (vintage cars), pilot (ASEL)
China is the world's biggest technology thief. It's hackers are constantly drilling into servers of top US and British universities to steal the latest research.
中国是世界上最大的科技窃贼。黑客不断侵入美国和英国顶尖大学的服务器,窃取最新研究成果。
So now why did India buy 3 aircraft carriers? We have 3 seas - Bay of Bengal, Arabian Sea and Indian ocean. One for each.
那么为什么印度要购买3艘航空母舰呢?我们有三个海域-孟加拉湾,阿拉伯海和印度洋。一个还配备一艘航母。
We also have underwater submarine based aircraft carriers. These are deadly and silent nuclear subs with international ballistic missiles. However their main purpose is to hold 100 planes each kept in launch ready state. These are regular human operated jets, not drones.
我们还有水下潜艇航母。这些都是具有国际弹道导弹的致命和无声的核潜艇。然而,它们的主要目的是容纳100架飞机,每架都保持在发射准备状态。这些是普通的有人驾驶的喷气式飞机,不是无人机。
An aircraft carrier is used to recover submarine launched planes. Else they land on terra firma.
航空母舰被用来回收潜艇发射的飞机。否则它们得降落在陆地上。
3 carriers provide a visible distraction. The enemy is monitoring its movements and wasting resources. The real work is happening elsewhere - Underground, underwater or deep space.
3艘航母可以分散敌人的注意力。敌人监视它的行动,浪费资源。真正的攻击发生在其他地方——地下、水下或外太空。
Like the Viet Cong who constructed a 300 km network of underground tunnels and defeated the US, 5000 km of Indian tunnels deep in the himalayas enable crossing over into China without a sweater.
就像越共建造了300公里长的地下隧道网络,打败了美国一样,在喜马拉雅山深处修建了5000公里的印度隧道,可以不费吹灰之力进入中国。
All Chinese communication happens over stolen encryption protocols. The keys to it are written by Indians.
所有的中文通讯都是通过被窃取的加密协议进行的。破解的密钥是印度人写的。
Chinese data is encrypted. When they need to work on it its de-crypted. And thereby compromised.
中国的数据是加密的。当他们需要对它进行处理时,它就会被解除密码。从而被盗。
Indian communication and data is worked upon in an 100% encrypted state. This tech. is shared with the US and Russia. (Shared, not sold. So they stay obliged to us temporarily.)
印度的通信和数据是在100%加密的状态下处理的。这项技术与美国和俄罗斯共享。(共享,而不是出售。所以他们暂时对我们很感激。)
Chinese and friends chapter
中国和朋友章
10,000 BC - China 0 friends, India 10
公元前10000年的今天,中国0个朋友,印度10个
China discovers silk. And wonders which part of the worm can be eaten.
中国发现了丝绸。不知道蚕的哪一部分可以被吃掉。
India writes Vedas (version 1 million), making silk sarees, debates advanced maths and astrology.
印度写吠陀经(版本100万),制作丝绸纱丽,辩论高等数学和占星术。
A princess sues Susruta over a botched plastic surgery. He pays and commits everything to a written medium.
一位公主起诉苏斯邋遢做了一次拙劣的整形手术。他向书面媒体坦承了一切。
5000 BC - China 0, India 20
公元前5000年——中国0,印度20
China discovers paper making. India decides paper is ephemeral and continues using copper plates and stones.
中国发现造纸术。印度认为纸容易消失,继续使用铜板和石头。
2000 BC China 0 friends, India 30
公元前2000年中国0个朋友,印度30个
China discovers paper fans making. India wonders what is Buddha.
中国发现了纸扇制造技术。印度则思考什么是佛陀。
1000 BC China 0, India 40
公元前1000年中国0,印度40
China discovers fire crackers. Indians supply them saltpeter and suggests making gunpowder is better than pretty crackers.
中国发明了烟花爆竹。印度人向他们提供硝石,并建议制造火药比制造爆竹更好。
1000 AD - China 0, India 50
公元1000年,中国0,印度50
China sulks in misery like a wet goat. Mongols are just warming up.
中国在痛苦中生闷气,就像一只湿漉漉的山羊。蒙古人正在热身。
India is a melting pot of world cultures. Raja Raja Chola conquers south east Asia. In his free time.
印度是世界文化的大熔炉。拉贾·拉贾·乔拉征服了东南亚。
Genghis gets his permission to occupy China. Together they agree that they won't interfere in each other's matters.
成吉思汗占领中国。他们同意不会干涉对方的事务。
1000-1300 AD - China 0, India 50
公元1000-1300年,中国0,印度50
China builds a compound wall using mud and lime. In fear.
中国在恐惧之中,用泥土和石灰建造了一堵墙。
India builds the brihadeeshwara temple out of granite. In devotion.
印度用花岗岩建造了布里哈德什瓦拉神庙。
2000 AD - China 0, India 100 friends
公元2000年-中国0,印度100个朋友
China sends a moon probe. Indian space vehicle barely avoids colliding with it, on its way to Mars.
中国发射了月球探测器。印度的太空飞船在飞往火星的途中差点与它相撞。
3000 AD - China 0, India 200
公元3000年-中国0,印度200
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