I know Americans aren't good at math.
But COME ON, are you not good at American history either?
Your history is only a short 249 years!
I'm so disappointed

我知道美国人不擅长数学。但拜托，你们连美国历史也不了解吗？你们的历史满打满算也就短短249年啊！我太失望了。

图中文字翻译：中国曾偷袭珍珠港，这桩骇人听闻的暴行，是由左宗棠将军策划的。虽然我很，喜欢他的鸡肉食谱，但他们永远不可信。

以下是各国网友的评论：

USA_Silly
The US Defense Secretary was just saying that the Battle of Iwo Jima was a joint battle between the US and Japanese forces, so who were they fighting against?

美国国防部长刚说硫磺岛战役是美日联军作战，那他们是在和谁打啊？

giant punda

Umm... that's not what he's saying dude. He's saying that both armies fought with bravery & that bravery of each respective army is a bond between present allies.

Ironically both you & the person you responded to are misinterpreting tweets.

呃，他不是这个意思，老兄。他是说双方军队作战都很英勇，双方军队的这种英勇是如今两国作为盟友的一种纽带。

Leo Desmund
In the US, we have something called Humor and Satire. I am sad that your country does not allow it

这是我们美国的幽默和讽刺。很遗憾，你们国家不允许这样的表达。

Ben Collins
You have it but, like most other things, you're not very good at it.

你们确实有幽默和讽刺感，但和做大多数事情一样，你们并不擅长运用它。

winter
Calling stupidity and low intelligence humor, America wins again

把愚蠢和低智当成幽默，美国可真是“技高一筹”啊。

Emir
That's their universe
better not intervene
Its another universe, IF Its very hard to make out their explanations then we are not in their universe

那是他们的“小天地”。

最好别去掺和。

这完全是另一个“世界”，要是很难理解他们的解释，那说明我们和他们不是“同道中人”。

accelerate fit for purpose technology
I don’t see how those who grew up outside the U.S. can comprehend the depth of racism in the U.S. This is especially revealing as Imperial Japan was extending their war on China by attacking the U.S. The U.S. rarely if ever thanks China for doing so much to defeat Japan and Germany

我不明白，在美国以外长大的人怎么能理解美国种族主义的严重程度。当日本帝国扩大对华战争，偷袭美国，这一点尤为明显。美国几乎从不感谢中国为打败日本和德国所做出的重大贡献。

Jelipe Notices
pretty sure this is satire. but if not... oof

我非常确定这是讽刺。如果不是的话……哎呀。

Chathura
We will never know

我们永远也不会知道真相了。

Jenny inx
I think that might be a joke tweet parodying what some Americans probably honestly think.

我觉得那可能是一条玩笑推文，模仿了一些美国人可能真实存在的想法。

Roy65
Testament to US edukayson.

这就是美国“教育”

Eight Eighty-One
OMG , at least go to the movies. Ben Affleck is good

我的天哪，至少去看看电影吧。本·阿弗莱克演得很不错。

Tisha69472254
Americans and Thais are more alike than I previously thought. They have no shame in fabricating outright lies. Not sure if American public would be the same as Thais. If they were, majority would shamelessly accept the lies and continue to shamelessly spread them

美国人和泰国人比我之前认为的更相似。他们毫无羞耻地编造弥天大谎。不确定美国民众是否会和泰国人一样。如果是那样的话，大多数人会厚颜无耻地接受这些谎言，并且继续恬不知耻地传播它们。

Mister Kevin
This is clearly satire. General Tso predates Pearl Harbor by almost 100 years and the dish itself is from the 50's

这显然是讽刺。左宗棠比珍珠港事件早了将近100年，而且左宗棠鸡这道菜是起源于20世纪50年代。

Troy
I burst out laughing . If this is true

我突然大笑起来。要是这是真的话。

Shawn Wenzel
Imagine what Sun Tsu would write about them

想象一下，孙武会怎么评价他们。

Yvonne (Yutong) VOTE ALP
It’s a joke lol

这就是个玩笑，哈哈。

Weiß
Surely some sort of satire.

肯定是讽刺

birdie
I think it's supposed to be satire

我觉得这应该是在讽刺。

Suze Dal
This is so disrespectful to the Americans: does he really think he can trick them into believing this?

这对美国人太不尊重了：他真的以为自己能骗得他们相信这些吗？

Barry Kelly
The only history the Americans know is a list of US presidents and the history of the American Civil War. And as for geography they confuse Australia with Austria.

美国人所知道的历史，就只有历任美国总统的名单和美国内战的历史。至于地理方面，他们连澳大利亚和奥地利都分不清。

Yvonne (Yutong) VOTE
General Tso is a restaurant in the US

左宗棠在美国是一家餐厅的名字

X-20
The American education system doesn't produce quality things.

美国的教育体系培养不出高质量的人才。

coldwartwodotO
Except the best university system on earth.
BTW, this is trolling not serious.

除了拥有世界上最好的大学体系。

顺便说一句，这是在故意捣乱，别当真。

Martin
This is one American satirising other Americans to an extreme degree. Nobody seriously thinks this

这是一个美国人在极度讽刺其他美国人。没人会真的这么认为。

Pink+white
It is very, very sad that your high-quality education is only for wealthy families and the people at the bottom of the business, which is not at all in the education system

非常非常令人难过的是，你们所谓高质量的教育只面向富裕家庭和商业底层人士，这完全不符合教育体系的初衷。

Sam C
The public American education system that is

说的就是美国的公立教育体系。

Octavio_RM_
Is that real?

那是真的吗？

SmokyDoodles
we keep cutting money towards education

我们美国一直在削减教育经费。

Lawrence McAlpin
it’s clearly a joke

这显然是个玩笑。

Random Thought
I don't believe that you don't realize that's a joke.

我不相信你没意识到那是个玩笑。

kerberoscerberus
asians look the same to gene moody, probably

在吉恩·穆迪看来，亚洲人可能长得都一样。

Zionists are not welcome

犹太复国主义者不受欢迎。

It’s literally by design. The US is living in a Dark Age.

这简直就是故意为之。美国正处于黑暗时代。

bud
embarrassed. Please- not all of us are that way.

很尴尬。拜托。不是我们所有人都是那样的。

Airman Pilatus Porter
Proudly made in the USA

美国制造，引以为傲。

The Truth Hurts
That is clearly sarcasm

那明显是在挖苦讽刺。

Rogue Potato Kale
Yes, I'm sure he's not joking

是的，我确定他不是在开玩笑。

Marc Yong
USA 95% population IQ level less than normal

美国95%的人口智商水平低于正常水平。

David Donald
Gene's trolling. Jokes about General Tso Chicken are extremely common in US films and media.

吉恩（Gene）是在故意捣乱。关于左宗棠鸡的玩笑在美国电影和媒体中极为常见。

Martin Chew
The US naval intelligence already knew of the impending Pearl Harbour attack having broken the Japanese military encryption code months earlier. President Roosevelt wanted America to join WW2 but was facing strong public opposition.

美国海军情报部门早在几个月前就已经破解了日本的军事加密代码，从而得知了珍珠港即将遭到袭击的消息。罗斯福总统希望美国加入第二次世界大战，但当时面临着民众的强烈反对。

Type-59 Tankie
Clearly a joke bro

明显是个玩笑，兄弟。

urtruth_mytruth
They’re not really good at anything besides supporting genocide and bullying other countries…. The US government has funneled everything into colour revolutions, terrorism and foreign wars…. No money left for education or infrastructure

除了支持种族灭绝和欺凌其他国家，他们真的什么都不擅长。美国政府把所有精力都投入到了颜色革命、恐怖主义和对外战争中，根本没有钱投入到教育和基础设施建设中。

urtruth_mytruth
I remember seeing commercials for UNICEF to sponsor a child in the global south…. Give it a few years and we will see them asking for sponsorship for children in the West.

我记得看到过联合国儿童基金会（UNICEF）为资助南半球国家儿童的广告。再过几年，我们就会看到他们为西方国家的儿童寻求资助了。

Alex Kekkonnen
American education system is abysmal

美国的教育体系糟糕透顶。

Jh
Cool down panda , this could be troll . Because it’s plain stupidity

冷静点，这可能是有人故意捣乱。发这个帖的人实在是太愚蠢了。

Martin
That's not a troll; it really happened. Colonal Sanders was stationed at Pearl Harbor and wrote all about General Tso's surprise attack in his memoir

那不是有人故意捣乱；这真的发生过。桑德斯上校曾驻扎在珍珠港，并且在他的回忆录里详细记载了左宗棠的突然袭击

CryptoHEAT3
No it’s not. A lot of Americans are stupid, dumb, ignorant bitches

不，不是玩笑。很多美国人就是愚蠢、无知

Martin
This is obviously a joke

这显然是个玩笑。

thingx
TBH, most Americans group East & South Eastern Asians as Chinese. So this is not surprising.

说实话，大多数美国人把东亚人和东南亚人都归为中国人。所以这并不奇怪。

The Obfuscator
I don't think 1 out of 100 Americans have any clue on history.

我觉得100个美国人里都不见得有1个懂历史的。

theScientist
You mean the Japanese?

你是说日本人吗？

Augustine009
Sad to say the Americans do not understand China. They never study the history of China and hence till Americans has a lot of wrong perceptions on China

很遗憾，美国人不了解中国。他们从不研究中国历史，很多美国人对中国存在着大量的错误认知。

Chi
That is worse than a joke. Does he mean it or is he joking?

那比玩笑还过分。他是认真的还是在开玩笑呢？

Lim Alex
Obviously this Gene Moody is not only stupid but he’s delusional as well.
He’ll blame China for his mental problems as well.

显然，这个吉恩·穆迪不仅愚蠢，还妄想症十足。

他甚至会把自己的精神问题归咎于中国。

JM
They're Americans. They, typically, know little to nothing outside of their communities. Give them a break

他们是美国人。一般来说，除了自己的圈子，他们对外界几乎一无所知。饶了他们吧。

Elonrust2
He’s trolling. It’s actually pretty good but 1/2 of America will believe it as the school system doesn’t teach American history anymore. But the HS kids know twerking so it’s a win.

他在故意捣乱。这其实挺有意思的，但美国有一半的人会相信，因为学校系统已经不再教授美国历史了。不过高中的孩子们知道扭臀舞，所以也算是一种“胜利”吧。

Esteban Vega
This is particularly embarrassing because even Teacher Hollywood has taught this subject!

这尤其令人尴尬，因为就连好莱坞影视作品都教过这个历史题材！

Slythe
The Muricans run a dangerous game of fueling hate on their people. MAGAtards can't differentiate a joke from fake news. They have poor comprehension skills. Meanwhile CIA bots here say 'ISSA JOKE'. But their intent is to mislead. THIS IS PSYOP.

这些美国佬在玩一场危险的游戏，煽动民众之间的仇恨。那些支持“让美国再次伟大”的蠢货分不清玩笑和假新闻。他们理解能力很差

Jules
As a former teacher I will tell you illiteracy is high in the US.

作为一名前教师，我可以告诉你，美国的文盲率很高。

Bananas
Unfortunately, too many Americans are simply too stupid. Just look at the clown they made their Führer

不幸的是，太多美国人实在是太愚蠢了。看看他们选出来当“领袖”的那个小丑就知道了。

phantom
That is right.
Japan province of Great China once attacked Pearl Harbor, as I know of.
There are many movies of the incidents.

没错。据我所知，历史上曾是大中华一部分的日本袭击了珍珠港。关于这些事件有很多电影。

Es kay
It has to be a parody account or joke post. There’s no way anyone can be this dumb haha

不可能有人蠢到这种地步，哈哈。

TheUmbralMonkey
lol, the fact that jokes are being misinterpreted as serious statements and it’s getting harder to tell the difference, is a pretty good indicator of how crazy things are here in the US

哈哈，玩笑被误解为严肃的言论，而且越来越难以分辨两者的区别，这很好地说明了美国现在的情况有多疯狂。

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